Political Stress Chronicles: Trump, Dictators, Snitches

Welcome back to the political stress chronicles of the Curvy Girl blog. It’s inevitable that many curvy girls have been experiencing a mass amount of stress due to our political climate, and rightfully so. If you’ve been having heart palpitations, shortness of breath, and general anxiety, you probably have been tuned into the political catastrophe that is our American Government. Trump kicking it with dictators and Michael Cohen is bringing all the receipts. Lets get into it.

Trump, Dictators, and Snitches…oh my!

The President is currently parlaying with his homey Lil Kim in Vietnam, and Michael Cohen is grand-scale snitching on the world-stage. I predict that Donald Trump will come out unscathed with Republicans proving their determined loyalty to their grand leader while America’s brand is getting pissed and shyted on like we’re the world’s litter box.

U.S. President Donald Trump (C) gathers with Vice President Mike Pence (R) and Congressional Republicans in the Rose Garden of the White House after the House of Representatives approved the American Healthcare Act, to repeal major parts of Obamacare and replace it with the Republican healthcare plan, in Washington, U.S., May 4, 2017. REUTERS/Carlos Barria

Anger is the prominent feeling that I have been experiencing for the two years that nationally established norms have been negatively corrupted by a Russian orange asset. Anger is also the feeling that many Americans have felt for the Republican party as they relent all decency and values to the illegitimate president of these United States. Everyday I get a twinge of politically induced anxiety that really puts a damper on my fckn day. Where are our elected officials and when are they planning to actually govern the country on behalf of American citizens and not for Donald Trump?

I’m not a Republican, but I remember a time when Republicans were reasonable and didn’t act like idiots who just fell in line with the first reality star who promised a grand tax break for the top 1%. Republicans were known as the party of family values and smaller government. They no longer exhibit any of these values because they have taken on another party, the party of Trump. I’m all for the eradication of a two-party system, but to choose Donald “the con” Trump as a transformative political figure for a new political party is mind boggling. Political parties should have concrete values that benefit all Americans. The con job in the white house does not have the values, integrity, and an ideology about ANYTHING. He is an opportunist and a blank political slate who only wants to build a dumb azz wall that most Americans don’t want.

As I write this column, Trumpy orange-dick is meeting with the North Korean Dictator who starves, jails, and murders his own people at his will. Our president seems to be mesmerized by such pathological power. There was no real reason for this Vietnam Summit because Lil Kim came to the table basically stating that he will never give up his nuclear weapons. Trumpy made this long, dumb ass trip for a photo opportunity for the racist brain dead 30% of Americans who are too simple minded to understand the inner workings of government.

Congressional Theatrics…Where’s my vodka?

And oh, let me get to the congressional hearings starring former Trump gangster lawyer, Michael Cohen. We can’t forget that Michael Cohen is a convicted liar who will be spending three years in jail for private business dealings AND for lying to congress about the paying off the porn star (pleasure professional), Stormy Daniels. If you haven’t watched the clips of the hearing, just go on CNN where there is a chance that you will get accurate information. Throughout the hearings, there were staunch differences between questions from Democrats and Republicans.

Michael Cohen, the former personal attorney of U.S. President Donald Trump, arrives to testify before a House Committee on Oversight and Reform hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., February 27, 2019. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst – RC170C3F9BA0

The Republican performance during this political theatrical presentation was disturbing. The American people are aware that Michael Cohen is a liar going to prison. We did not need to hear Republicans constantly call him a liar and ramble on about possible books deals that Cohen could have waiting for him when released from prison. At no time during this hearing did the Republicans mention the misdeeds of Donald Trump. They didn’t even try to make it look as if they were searching for any information as to the president’s criminal behavior. It was very exhausting and I had to take a sip of cranberry juice and vodka just to get through the clips.

The most notable statement from Michael Cohen during the hearing was his admittance that he blindly followed Donald Trump for a decade, and now he is going to prison. And he WARNED the committee that if they continue on the same road, they too will find themselves heading to prison. That was a damn mike-drop moment.

Just Breath

What can us curvy girl political junkies do to get through this stressful time? I’ve committed myself to helping others and learning new skills to better my life. This entire political scandal will take years to sort out. In the mean time, engulf yourself in activities that make you happy. Take a load off and get tipsy while watching your favorite Netflix rom-com.

Stay Tuned for more!

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