Bad Ass Freshman Congresswomen Fcking Republicans Up The Ass

No matter your political standing, you can’t deny that the freshman woman of congress are some of the feistiest and outspoken bad asses in office right now. It is politically refreshing to see these profound women represent the American people. Why? Because usually our government looks like a sea of older white men who have no idea what women want or need. Women must be represented, and these new congresswomen are doing their jobs, and making no apologies for pissing people off. Bring on the drama my sisters!

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Political Stress Chronicles: Trump, Dictators, Snitches

Welcome back to the political stress chronicles of the Curvy Girl blog. It’s inevitable that many curvy girls have been experiencing a mass amount of stress due to our political climate, and rightfully so. If you’ve been having heart palpitations, shortness of breath, and general anxiety, you probably have been tuned into the political catastrophe that is our American Government. Trump kicking it with dictators and Michael Cohen is bringing all the receipts. Lets get into it.

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Political Stress Chronicles: Nancy Pelosi won the battle! Who will win the war?

It has been a stressful month for all Americans who have compassion for our fellow countryman and women who serve at the Federal Level of our government. Trump lost this one battle and was forced to reopen the government because the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, basically told our orange cream pie, “not today bytch.”

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The Real Reason Michelle Obama was the Most Admired Woman of 2018


The former First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, has been named the Most Admired woman according to a Gallup Poll. Another first lady, Hillary Clinton, held the mantel for ages, but she couldn’t have been too admired since Americans didn’t vote for her azz in the 2016 election (Just Joking!). I choose to think she is the most admired because she can be both petty and classy at the same damn time. Who can’t related to being petty at times. I try to be petty at least once a week!

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Political Stress Chronicles: Meghan McCain Sabotages Emotional Well-being

In my political stress chronicles, it is important for me to highlight the hardcore American sweetheart/demon seed, Meghan McCain. She is unintentionally destroying the emotional well-being of many Americans because we can’t watch The View without her having a damn spastic tantrum of magnanimous proportions. Watching The View is giving me all kinds of anxiety up and out the azz.

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